BEST BREAK IN STORY EVER

(or at least that I've ever heard)

KV: I thought so

CZ had a rough day...his office got broke into again

its quite possibly the best story I have heard in months

It's the second weekend in a row, so over the week he hired a security guard

SO....

The hoodlum that broke in...

me: and?

KV: broke into the body shop...its the other half of the building that they lease out

he jumped the FORK LIFT

because the battery has been dead

Drove it out to the front of the building

drove through the front window...WITH BARS

Returned the FORK LIFT to its rightful place

me: Considerate

KV: Went into the building

moved a desk (BIG AND OLD)

up against the second door

rummaged through some stuff and then left

me: Where was the security guard?

KV: Well that was CZ's first question at 1am when he had to drive to (redacted) to talk with the police

He was making his rounds...

and didn't hear a thing

me: Are you fucking kidding me?

KV: That was his second question

LOL

me: And the answer was?

KV: Its not a REALLY big building

Um, he just said "don't take that tone with me"

Needless to say he isn't the security guard on tonight...or any other night

me: Ever again, right?

KV: Yeah

me: BEST STORY EVER!

KV: Can you believe...DROVE A FORK LIFT THROUGH THE WINDOW

AND re parked it

that might be my favorite part

me: Like I said, a considerate thief is the best thief there is

KV: Well clearly...not as good as a dead security guard

deaf or sleeping

KV: CZ was SOOOO mad

Having to go to work at 2 AM is what managers do...