What Reunion?

AT: did you spend the night or drove back?
Hyperboles: We stayed the night
AT: so nice getaway weekend
Hyperboles: Just a quick one
Hyperboles: It's all part of operation act 25
AT: no idea
Hyperboles: My latest scheme is called Operation Act 25
Hyperboles: for Team Hyperboles\
AT: ahh :)
AT: cool
AT: and here I was wondering why nothing came up on google :)
Hyperboles: lol
AT: wondering when you got so underground :)
Hyperboles: I stay true to my junk pop 40 self
Hyperboles: OMG, JBtotally busted my work face when he came up and met the two developers that I work with
AT: oh?
Hyperboles: They thought I was all cool, and he lets it slip that I have a Justin Timberlake album
AT: hahaha
Hyperboles: and I'm like, "Goddamn't! Keep that shit to yourself!"
AT: have you got the new kids on the block single?
Hyperboles: No
Hyperboles: I never hit that phase
AT: phew

BEST BREAK IN STORY EVER

(or at least that I've ever heard)

KV: I thought so

CZ had a rough day...his office got broke into again

its quite possibly the best story I have heard in months

It's the second weekend in a row, so over the week he hired a security guard

SO....

The hoodlum that broke in...

me: and?

KV: broke into the body shop...its the other half of the building that they lease out

he jumped the FORK LIFT

because the battery has been dead

Drove it out to the front of the building

drove through the front window...WITH BARS

Returned the FORK LIFT to its rightful place

me: Considerate

KV: Went into the building

moved a desk (BIG AND OLD)

up against the second door

rummaged through some stuff and then left

me: Where was the security guard?

KV: Well that was CZ's first question at 1am when he had to drive to (redacted) to talk with the police

He was making his rounds...

and didn't hear a thing

me: Are you fucking kidding me?

KV: That was his second question

LOL

me: And the answer was?

KV: Its not a REALLY big building

Um, he just said "don't take that tone with me"

Needless to say he isn't the security guard on tonight...or any other night

me: Ever again, right?

KV: Yeah

me: BEST STORY EVER!

KV: Can you believe...DROVE A FORK LIFT THROUGH THE WINDOW

AND re parked it

that might be my favorite part

me: Like I said, a considerate thief is the best thief there is

KV: Well clearly...not as good as a dead security guard

deaf or sleeping

KV: CZ was SOOOO mad

Having to go to work at 2 AM is what managers do...