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Today

Things that happened today:

We went to the Phoenix zoo.

We saw a newly born gazelle at the Phoenix zoo. It had been born at 12:03 pm, and we happened to walk by the exhibit 2 hours later as the mother was eating the afterbirth. As it was coming out of her vagina. I'm trying to be mature about this but it was difficult considering we had
just been violated by . . .

The male baboon in the baboon exhibit pleasuring himself to orgasm. He came over and sat directly in front of my step brother when we were looking in the glass. He then started pulling away, and next thing I know, 15 seconds later he was done. I'm pretty sure that he was making eye contact the whole time with my step brother.

There was a TON of awesome stuff at the zoo. Giraffes, turtles, tortoises, meerkats, wolves, owls, elephants, rhinos, lions, tigers, bears, and a bunch of others. It was great, our whole family was there, and it was a beautiful day.

Also, we started out the day having Easter Brunch at "A Different Point of View" at the Pointe. It was delicious, probably the best breakfast that I've ever had. And, just for the record, JB loves mimosas. Which is great, because a mimosa is a morning drink, and that just means that we can start drinking earlier in the day now.

"I don't want to talk to my kid!"

Ugh, that's not sisterhood

OK, how much do I hate those new "blond vs. brunette" commercials? I think they're for Sunsilk, but I could be wrong, and I hate them enough to not want to Google to find out. Have you seen them? They're the ones where blond women and brunette women are fighting, talking badly about each other, and overall trying to get the camera's attention. There's even one part where a blond says, "Nothing kills an after party like a pack of brunettes" and another where a brunette says something to the effect that brunettes are better because they can read. I hate them. I hate whoever thought it up. I hate that there are actresses who took the parts, even though they may have been starving actresses who needed the
money. I hate that again there are products being marketed on women tearing other women apart, that this is on the basis of looks, that we're supposed to laugh at it like it's not a big deal, thus confirming the patriarchy has succeeded again in undermining women a little bit.